Cocking Around the Christmas Tree
Cocking Around the Christmas Tree
You could have a girl help you out
Being nice as promised
Some memories leave a stretched trace
Perfect and also perfectly perverted
Wanna be grounded or have some fun?
At least she lets you watch it, loser
This part is scary!
You won't hear any complaints, sir!
It's what you'll do, not what you did
Just make sure nobody knows, ok?
You look cute when you demand stuff